got everything i’m asking for but you
the only thing good about being a parent is that you can go to kids movies and not look like a freak
the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents
- OMG: ogle my girth
- BRB: boobs really bounce
- SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
- KMS: kiss my scrotum
- WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
- TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
- JFC: jizz fun, cool!
- PKMN: pokemon
Paul Rudd in Clueless, 1995
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on